Funny
Coffee Drinker Jokes
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip
my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The
brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the
cup.''
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse
#2: That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining
about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking
coffee. He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't
get any exercise at all."
"I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,"
prescribed the doctor. "You gotta be kidding, doc," I've
been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee".
A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned forward,
put her head in her hands and said to her husband "Honey, I
feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me and my left breast
just burns and burns." He said "I'm gonna help you, Dear.
I'll get you some aspirins for the headache, I'll rub your back
with Myoflex for the backache, and if you'll sit up and get your
breast out of the coffee, it'll stop burning!"
Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea? Waiter:
What does it taste like? Customer: It tastes like gasoline! Waiter:
Well, sir, that would be the coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine.
Two
woman are fighting in the supermarket. One quickly got the Folgers
coffee, and dumps down the other woman's shirt. The lady asks
why did she did that? Her response was, "There's nothin'
more better than waking up with Folgers in your cup."
This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How
much is the coffee?" "Coffee is three dollars the waitress
said". "How much is a refill?" the man asked. "Free"!!!!!
said the waitress. "Then I'll take a refill."
Why
do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black? No KAREEM any
more.
Coffee Drinker Jokes
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip
my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The
brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the
cup.''
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse
#2: That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining
about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking
coffee. He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't
get any exercise at all."
"I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,"
prescribed the doctor. "You gotta be kidding, doc," I've
been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee".
A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned forward,
put her head in her hands and said to her husband "Honey, I
feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me and my left breast
just burns and burns." He said "I'm gonna help you, Dear.
I'll get you some aspirins for the headache, I'll rub your back
with Myoflex for the backache, and if you'll sit up and get your
breast out of the coffee, it'll stop burning!"
Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea? Waiter:
What does it taste like? Customer: It tastes like gasoline! Waiter:
Well, sir, that would be the coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine.
Two
woman are fighting in the supermarket. One quickly got the Folgers
coffee, and dumps down the other woman's shirt. The lady asks
why did she did that? Her response was, "There's nothin'
more better than waking up with Folgers in your cup."
This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How
much is the coffee?" "Coffee is three dollars the waitress
said". "How much is a refill?" the man asked. "Free"!!!!!
said the waitress. "Then I'll take a refill."
Why
do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black? No KAREEM any
more.
